Inspiring Quotes

[Forest-Law]

If life gives you lemons make lemonade

i made it you know

LMAO...i saw this on Malcolm in the Middle this morning. It was the episode with Hal and Lois' Anniversary. I only watched it for five minutes but i remember that line and now u've used it here. :d

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If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. (say this when an idiot does something right)

During my second year of nursing school our professor gave us a quiz. I breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was a joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before the class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our grade. "Absolutely," the professor said. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, and its sound is like razors through flesh. You can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume, to press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart.

............and the 2 in sig. second of which i think i made up.

[fullenglishload]

life is an illusion created by our minds to see what we call realy-me
the flap of a butterflys wing could cause a typhoon on the otherside of the world-the butterfly effect movie

[Forest-Law]

Probably one of my favourite quotes of all time;

Ask not what you country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
- - JFK.

Some people look at things as they are and ask Why? I look at things as they were and ask Why Not?

[Bec1989.]

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" - Gandhi
"If you're going to be a loser at least be good at it" - Billie Joe Armstrong

[Jase]

"You have only failed when you have stopped trying"

[stephen-]

Come Quickly I Am Tasting The Stars - Dom Perignon
An eye for an eye the world goes blind - Ghandi

[:BlueTails]

''Hate The Sin, Lover The Sinner''
''An Eye For An Eye Will Make The World Bling''

Mahatma Gandhi

[Roboevil]

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.
"An eye for an eye and the world goes blind." - Mahatma Ghandi.

[Victimized]

"Thank you for not throwing any sharp objects onto the stage, because they really hurt." Brandon Boyd, Incubus

Not inspiring or anything, just funny.