[HxSS] Ruined Romance - Ends 18th August

[CrazyLemurs]

Going to hundreds of barbecues over July and August has built up everyone's gastric tension. You realise all those individually packaged cheese slices are churning the gas inside your intestines. You lean in to your lover to give them a passionate kiss, and your anus loses control of those parpy airs and lets one rip. Your lover looks at you like you're some kind of disgusting animal, and the two of you spend the rest of the evening awkwardly discussing your favourite great aunts, instead of making sweet love.


(p.s. yw for the fanfic second-person style)

[Absently]

your partner having hayfever and sneezing all over u during a nice romantic kiss

[Hannah]

Your partner gets such severe sunburn that they're stuck inside for weeks and all their skin peels off and ew.

[nvrspk4]

The sweltering smell of garbage when it's hot out on trash night in a city.

[AmberCute]

when you trying to hug!u have sweaten up and the rediculous smell of sweat ruin ur mood

[Matt]

When you're kissing and then they pass out with heat stroke because it got too much for them.

[FlyingJesus]

Your partner suddenly turning into a HORSE and galloping away into the distance

[Lulius]

When you suddenly come across 420 crowd or a group of smokers.

[Jurv]

after a day out in the sun you decide to have another date the following day.. unfortunately they turned into a big freckle

[Empousa]

The heat makes you realise your clothes are stuck to you...