If there was a zombie apocalypse...

[FlyingJesus]

I feel we ought to establish exactly what sort of zombie we're talking about if this is to be a serious discussion. Causes, senses, goals, there are lots of things that need to be addressed really.

[thms]

obv lie to you all and say i know of a cure so you all protect me and then when you realise i am lying kill you all and steal your weapons then kick some zombie ass, maybe i'll get a katana and zombies on chains too because why not

[Bloop]

ill probably disguise as one and be one of those heroes that find a way to eliminate them

jk ill be the first to cry and pee in my pants

[Lewis]

I'd probably start by going to the highlands for better safety and then figure it out from there.