LYK 0MGZ L3+$ WR!+3 A STORIEH! (just ave fun)

[xhannx]

So I farted... Hey everyones gotta do it!

[Cubeh]

One day as I was walking to a marshmellow cloud, President Bush picked his nose and wiped it on John Presscott's head. toe cheese!! But a Seagull was going to eat the Mechilein man, so then a homer simpson ate a doughnut and mars exploded which was bad and then a stranger went to the toilet. The stranger pooed upwards and australia landed on his head and a bird threw 2 PSP's at him from down below Then a guy called Daniel dug all the way to china with his coke bottle and then decided he prefered england but he walked along the great wall of china and manage to fall off. Then he went to Afganhistan and bought a chicken. he rode the chicken but it exploded coz he was to heavy. Then that dude off GD's new vid crashed into the chicken because he ran accross the road and benzin went everywhere and then I fell off my computer chair then a fridge fell oh a donkey while earth plumiteted into the sun...
But earth was saved by the Ub3r L337 Powdered Toast Man, and while he was putting earth where it was, a robot called erman flew past and spilt oil on prince charles, and then a cow flew over the moon and squireted milk all over me, while i was falling upwards down the stairs.

[Emicat]

One day as I was walking to a marshmellow cloud, President Bush picked his nose and wiped it on John Presscott's head. toe cheese!! But a Seagull was going to eat the Mechilein man, so then a homer simpson ate a doughnut and mars exploded which was bad and then a stranger went to the toilet. The stranger pooed upwards and australia landed on his head and a bird threw 2 PSP's at him from down below Then a guy called Daniel dug all the way to china with his coke bottle and then decided he prefered england but he walked along the great wall of china and manage to fall off. Then he went to Afganhistan and bought a chicken. he rode the chicken but it exploded coz he was to heavy. Then that dude off GD's new vid crashed into the chicken because he ran accross the road and benzin went everywhere and then I fell off my computer chair then a fridge fell oh a donkey while earth plumiteted into the sun but earth was saved by the Ub3r L337 Powdered Toast Man, and while he was putting earth where it was, a robot called erman flew past and spilt oil on prince charles, and then a cow flew over the moon and squireted milk all over me, while i was falling upwards down the stairs.
Then ZIPPY THE MADJIC MELLON ate MUFFIN THE MULE and Serj from SOAD had a happy joy dance with Corey Taylor from Slipknot as cheese was ON A SANDWICH (I know thats impossible) and my boyfriend gave birth to a MCR shirt. I awoke in a trailor and....