Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[whoooosh]

Wish granted but it splits everytime

i wish i was not tired

[Nemo]

Granted, but now you cant go to sleep later


I wish i had loads of food infront of me

[jesus]

Granted but it's all mouldy. Haha ew.

I wish I was famous.

[Nemo]

Granted, you are famous for wetting yourself on national TV. Gz.


i wish i had something to do.

[Sly]

granted but ur mum n dad r now terrorists n u have to help the cia kill im b4 12 oclock 2moz or u will be killed urself.

i wish i dint have to do my english cw in a minute

[jesus]

kk but you forget every word in the English Language.

I wish I could meet Kanye West.

[Nemo]

Granted. You meet the 80 year old hill billy called "Kanye West"


I wish i could speak japanese

[jesus]

Granted but you lose your voice in the process.

I wish Gary Glitter would release more god damn music.

Wish granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish I had every pokemon game ever released all working fine with no glitches and a DS to play them on. LOL

[jesus]

Okay but your fingers have to come off sorry.

I wish I was drunk.