Corrupt a Wish

[Japan]

The joker gets decapitated, but the head lands in your dinner.

I wish I could ride a unicycle.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you get so good at it you can't come off and ride off of a cliff.

I wish I wasn't me!

[Alex3213]

Granted but you end up as Inseriousity. as a chimney sweep (hint hint )

I wish today could be colder

[DJ-Ains.T]

wish granted but the sun suddenly came out

i wish life was easy

[ItsDave]

Granted, it ends.

I wish I could quit college now.

[Misawa]

You quit college and are confined to working in Tesco for the rest of your life, only for the mundane nature of it to totally overwhelm you fifteen years later, and cause you to take your own life.

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but the world ends due to this happening

I wish for an Omlette.

[Meanies]

it turned out to be a jackass style omelette

i wish i had a certain someone

[ItsDave]

Granted, but they die.

I wish they put better things on TV

[Accipiter]

Granted, but they die.

I wish they put better things on TV

granted but the armegeddon comes.

i wish my walls were orange.