Vending Machine (game)

[summer]

you got 5 types of facial herpes!

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an extra stone on chloe's weight.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a lesbian kitten.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get another .5 inches, you're now at the national average.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a piece of paper saying

"lmao, the national average is 5.5"

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a singing smurf who serenades you with
"LOLLLL I'D LIKE 2 HAVE UR WILLY IN MY MIZZZMAZZZZZZ"

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get laughed at for what the vending machine just gave out.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get molested.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get an all-expenses paid pass to ben's chocolate hole.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get laughed at histerically for what last came out, and a cassie.
unlucky m8.

*inserts coin*