Vending Machine (game)

[summer]

you get a packet of lies and a bag of bullcrap.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a 3 inch thick layer of make up.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a cult following of 12 year olds

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an amazingly saggy mizzmazz.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get an explicit dvd of paul

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get an overexcited, sexually aroused scottish girl

*inserts coin*

[nets]

you get a post count

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a piece of metal shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a peice of vibrating plastic shoved in you.

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You get a refund

*Inserts note*