Vending Machine (game)

[liquid]

you get a large ribbed pink condom, and a blue fairy with an australian accent who tells you to put it to good use.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a horse with a variety of STD's.

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a glove and a dying obese elderly man who urgently needs a mysterious object removed from his rear end.

*inserts coin*

[Chaz]

You get a diet roller cola!

*Kicks machine*

[summer]

you get a kick back!

*inserts coin*

[liquid]

you get a goff.

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get a large male with a small ding-dong

*inserts coin*

[40Percent]

u get a mouldy rabbit

*inserts coin*

[dizzieboi]

you get david beckham having sex with a horse

*inserts coin*

[summer]

you get michael jackson brutally kicking a rabbit molester

*inserts coin*