As Jake walked through the wall, Mrs.Higgins erupted into a huge Volcano and started to shake with jiggly bits everywhere, lashing out into the bedroom where Jill was feeling lonely and touching herself Mrs.Higgins felt ashamed because everyone knew she liked gay peoplez which liked to eat things that smelt of dogs. The man next door was looking through the foggy door that was covered with dog crape. Then an old granny wiped her [censored] while eating crab which was fishy like her [censored]. Her hair stood high with ducks eggs in dog [censored] which smelt like dogs feet whilst scraping cat pooed up a window that smelt of dead rabbits. She wanted to **** that [censored] cuz she is a dirty person that likes to watch [censored] movies. Her mam eats [censored] pies when she is horny. Susie likes to rub her [censored] cuz she gets lonely when Bob goes to pop a balloon, he poked his finger with the pin and shouted, "[Censored]!" coz he is a complete [censored]. Bob is hairy and stinks of [censored]. Susie was getting hornier as the time passed she sucked her thumb and started to fart the soundtrack to her favourite [Censored] movie and she accidentally [Censored] Her pants and shouted,''Oh [Censored]!My mum is gonna tie me up and [Censored] me for this." She then walked to the bathroom and then danced around the maypole rofl, knowbody knows why she does this but It made her even hornier, and she had a small [Censored] because she is a dirty cow ;o, mum groaned and moaned then she spat out her toothpaste because it tasted like her [censored] with buckets of water which made her smile, mam is affraid of those little weiners that stink like bum chums from the north pole. Elsewhere someone was having a hotdog and
the ketchup squirted everywhere and hit a woman in her [Censored] (and this story is getting a bit censory?). Yeah it is and we have to do that so all the little kiddos out there won't try to squirt ketchup there or watch "those" movies. And the maths teacher was adding up his wages to see if he could afford a haircut but then he realised that all he needs is a nice bit of bum monkey. DiscoPat is gay and dizzieboi is dizzieboi is homophobic because he is cool because he just is on the other hand .... zezima is a happy chap and I like to touch my [Censored] because I feel all tingly inside. Tomorrow, the English teacher will show his class his [Censored] as he feels that it will make it become hard to the touch. HOwever the teacher said his [censored] was very unusual because it was small as a pea and he suddenly woke up screaming for a curry burger and 2 pickled eggs because he couldn't afford a ham baguette with the salad and suddenly Enki slipped over a orange and slapped DiscoPat for being a more good lookin guy than him. Strangly enough AC-400 apeard out of no-where and grabbed his hair which he then pulled out and ate. Then Sonic the Hedgehog came along and rolled super fast down the hill in to a load of spikes then he died and Susie laughed because she prefered Knuckles anywayz. Then a helecopter came downa and landed on her shoe which caused her to scream so loud her eyes pooped out so she ran over to a hospital where there was a mental doctor who ran a drill into her knee which realy looked like a fish as the doctor saw its eyes he threw the drill through a window and susie screamed then a evil scientist came in and killed the doctor and susie and then he ran off to marry his cat but he was too late cuz inflammable got there first he ran off with her to a far away country where they hid in Combustion Cave and got roasted alive and spontaneously combusted into heaps of flames. Then Superman came in and got killed ROFL! and everyone danced around a campfire even though it was still daytime. Anyway, as their nextdoor neighbours screamed so loud that i couldnt think they went outside of the cave and realised that they were on a desert island with a cave and the nearest land was 1000000000000000000 miles away where the grass was red and the scarecrows grew. Then a random charatcer who has not been seen befor pops out and Shouts: No thanks, It's not for sale. Elsewhere, Big Billy the Barn Builder was building a barn. But that isn't important, ''shesellsseashellsbytheseashore,'' sung Susie as she walked to the park, then she was attacked by a huge dog which bit her ear off and then ran away when it heard an ice-cream van coming. Then Susie bought some icecream. However susie was in such pain after loosing her ear that she called Scorpion from Mortal Kombat to kill her. Now that Susie is dead we need someone else in this story .... BOB! Bob has ginger hair and everybody at school makes fun of him but one day bob strikes back and dyes his hair
brown but Bob likes to eat cheese with crackers and stuff them down his trousers which evntually he throws in the sea so he swims after them he swims so far that he begins to turn to his loyal crack pipe for help and whilst he did that a shark came up behind him and then the Jaws theme song started to play the shark circled Bob whilst he put his head in his trousers and finished eating his cheese and crackers then the shark opened his mouth and Seacat pee'd in it
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