Corrupt a Wish

[Accipiter]

he doesn't get punched in the face, but she torches his cardboard box with him in it.

i wish the freaks in your sig would not scream down a bullet hole in his head.

[ItsDave]

Granted, they're not screaming, but having violent spasms.

I wishI didn't have this cough.

[Accipiter]

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

i wish voiceover. was filtered on the forum.

[ItsDave]

granted, the cough puts you in a coffin. its now gone. but your always coffin now ;D.

Hang on, what? How

Granted, voiceover.'s filtered on a forum, anyone caught saying it is now a rebel.

[badboymatthe]

You Accidently Said It And Is Now A Rebel

I Wish I Had a £5000 Note If There Was One

[ItsDave]

Granted, but because you're the only one with it, it gets robbed.

I wish I didn't have this very painful olsa in my mouth

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but it becomes mouth cancer and you die slowly.

I wish my bum was connected to my iPod, so that when I farted, rather than fart sounds, it played my favourite songs!

[Martin]

Granted, but you accidently did a bit more than a fart, and it was solid! unfortunatly it broke your ipod.


I wish that it would snow.

[Alex3213]

Granted but then the snow becomes permanent all over your house!

I wish Bolt660 passes his Forum Moderator trial

[ItsDave]

Granted, but then he gets fired for posting innapropriate images of himself in the staff forum.

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.