Vending Machine (game)

[Lepore]

You get a dirty magazine

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get an Egg Card

*Insert Coin*

[Xooley]

You get a Coca Cola
*insert coin*

[whoooosh]

you get a blow up doll

*inserts coin*

[Xooley]

you get a condom

*isnert coin*

[Qamp]

you get a piece of salad

*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a clock

*Inserts Coin*

You get a mint card - Something Clever!

I insert my coin, not knowing what will come out - the clever dumb balance is restored!
*inserts coin*

[RandomManJay]

You get a wallet (but it has nothing inside )

*Inserts Coin*

[Qamp]

you get a comic book

*inserts coin*