Vending Machine (game)

[The Don]

you get a chocolate bar.

*inserts coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get SPAM shuvved in your CD Drive (btw ew: http://www.spam.com/)

LMAO

You get a visit from a paedophile

*inserts coin*

[brodeo]

You get dust.

*inserts coin*

[The Undertaker]

You get a pic of someone doing terrible things to a teddy bear

*inserts coin*

[Alan_Carr]

You get a ticket to a tribute concert to Michael Jackson
*inserts coin*

[Janet Snakehole]

You get shot by a kid in a car.
*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

A tramp pops out and slaps you with a fish
*inserts coin*

[Jazza]

You get a piece of paper that says 'Get me out of here' on it and hear a muffled scream

*Inserts Coin*

[The Undertaker]

you get a hobo who falls in love with you & follows u everywhere

*inserts coin*

[Alkaz]

you get a hot gay stalker who tugs at your undies

*inset coin*