Make a Wish, Corrupt a Wish

[ItsDave]

Corrupted

I wish from now on all text is bold

[jesus]

err no soz

i wish my keyboard was working

[Technologic]

*Your keyboard gets a job*

I wish george bush was dead

[jesus]

Don't be an idiot.

I wish you weren't one.

[Technologic]

Your wish was already the case.

I wish i wasnt bored

[Fifteen]

*Done*

-Wishes for Hard rock hell fest ticket-

[Technologic]

*it gets caught in shredder*

I wish my spot was gone

[Fifteen]

*Teleports spot removal cream*

-I wish for a new coat-

[Decapitated!]

wish granted you get a coat of fur (from a sheep)

i wish for a chicken

[Nemo]

granted but its headless

i wish for some edible non-diseased shish kebab.