Corrupt a Wish

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but no-one else cooks it for you so you starve.

I wish I could find my phone.

[ItsDave]

Granted, it gets shown as Evidence A on Crimewatch.

I wish games came out earlier >.<

[AndyDude312]

Granted, but as a result they are rubbish and you get an overwhelming sense that you've just wasted loads of money.

I wish I was popular with the ladies.

[ItsDave]

Granted, you're very good friends with all the lesbians in your town, whey to go.

I wish they made one last Only Fools & Horses episode.

[Laggings]

Granted, but it's a 2-part.

I wish I was more active on this forum subsection.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you slowly deteriorate as you always post on this forum and you never leave your computer screen.

I wish I had the power to give people tails, that would be funny.

[Laggings]

Granted, but they're on the wrong side ! (If you understand that LOL)

I wish I was Competitions Staff.

[ItsDave]

Granted, but you get fired for posting inapropriate images of me?!

I wish I had more ready made bacon sandwiches