3 men in a desert.....
they each take sormething with them...
1st man.. water
2nd man.. food
3rd.. car door
a women stops them so why have u got water..
in case i get thristy
women: y have u got food
man: in case im get hungry
women: so why have u got a car door
man: so if it gets hot i can wind the window down!!
LOL dont ask first one i thought of!
sorry if its not funny
Plz dont bad rep me
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Ever seen a maggot throw up?
No? You'd better tug harder then.
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lol heard that alot but gud one
Originally Posted by Neversoft
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Lmao
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Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway.
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That was really good i laughed lol !! Originally Posted by Neversoft
Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway.
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Ahaha, I laughed out loud at that. Originally Posted by Neversoft
Ok, I'll have a go at telling this one, but I can't remember how it goes exactally.
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. First they passed a little girl who was crying and they said, "little girl why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came down and killed my kitty".
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my puppy."
Then they passed another girl standing on the path laughing her butt off. They asked "Why are you laughing so much" The girl said "My Dad farted and the house blew up!"
Sorry if this joke offended anyone in anyway.
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i dont get it Originally Posted by Jordan
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Are you some what mentally rétarded? Originally Posted by kaye
i dont get it
Last edited by SHEEPY_luvs_u; 19-01-2006 at 10:33 PM.
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Maggot = small willy =P Originally Posted by kaye
i dont get it
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