Order a hitman ;o

[ilovejordan]

"I had this huge crush on this girl. There was only one problem: her boyfriend. So, I contacted HITMAN and problem was quickly solved. The doctors said that they did everything they could, but that they didn't catch his sudden illness on time, and that it was simply too late to make arrangements for a liver transplant. I was there to console the girl through her hard times. We've been happily married ever since."

Lol, Poor Bf

Poor girll

[Rou]

Greatest Hits
Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage



1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a *****house

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

lolol

[NekkLe]

Rofl, nice site and i'll laugh if they think there services are valid. Funny site though :p

[Jase]

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?..._id=741440#top

HITMAN MUG, I WANT IT PL0X

[ilovejordan]

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?..._id=741440#top

HITMAN MUG, I WANT IT PL0X

Get one saying " Cassie pwned me " :]

[Rou]

Who wants to go halfs on a hitman to get craig ;D

[Revis]

"3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt"
Pah, already posted. Im useless...

[Jordan3]

A lot of money, but I think the whole site is cool ^_^.

[Chaz]

"My upstairs neighbor was always playing loud music. It used to drive me nuts. I tried everything. I tried to talk to him nicely, I tried to play loud musing back, I even once switched off his electricity. Nothing worked. Then I started considering other alternatives; i.e. permanent solutions. I contacted HITMAN and they solved the problem within 24 hrs. For about a week everything was quiet. Then his next door neighbor upstairs called 911 because she smelled something. The cops found him dead, and the medical examiner said that he had died of Autoerotic Asphyxiation while listening to music on his walkman."

F.U. -- Student

I think its fake :rolleyes: llok at the name

[xxMATTGxx]

Lmao thats why you shouldent tell people online where you live they could send one to get out ;o!!!! ;D