What are you?

[Kasabian]

LOL! I just read the stealth one XD

Stealth is a mattress that vibrates, wears a waistcoat and tie and chirps and whistles.

[issaa.]

LOL! I just read the stealth one XD

LMAO, I just read that properly.

[ilu]

Dupion
Dupion is a laser-printer that can communicate with your teddybear!
ilu
ilu is a knife that checks your spelling! It flies like a rocket.

[Faye]

Faye is a personal organiser that looks like a fish! <-----------

im not very keen on it ....

[ilovejordan]

YAY FISH

[:Dazza]

YAY FISH

Cassay likes Fish.

[ilovejordan]

battered fish from the chippy yeaaa

[eggd2]

eggd2
eggd2 is a small plastic pyramid that has no moving parts! It changes colour to reflect your mood and remembers your personal preferences.

Chris
Chris is a jetpack that plays MP3s! It communicates with wireless devices and does away with household drudgery.
Sexual

[Axel]

jack
jack is a letterbox that comes in seven different colours! It responds to ambient light changes.

[Sly]

Jake Jake is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits.