I bet you took it tooOriginally Posted by Jordan

I bet you took it tooOriginally Posted by Jordan
They came up to me in the street the other day asking if I wanted God magazine.
I can't remember what happened when they came round my house, it was a very long time ago. My family was either out, ignored them or we told them to go away.
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i don't really mind them tbh, you get them everywhere. i just ignore the door.
i was gonna so i could destroy it but then i thought that to get it id have to go through a long talk.Originally Posted by Kinkyy
I bet you took it too
Oh, i love jehoves wittness's i tend to be kinda evil to them. One thing ive always wanted to do, but never achived, is to get someone to dress up as jesus, so as when they come to the door and ask "have you found jesus"Originally Posted by Moose
Those stupid Jehova's comming to my house on Saturday and convert me to their ****** religion [sorry if this offends, but I don't see how and why]. I find it offending that they think in order for me to reach Salvation is to give up my life and goals to be "free". No, they limit you from things that are suppose to make you feel happy as a person, and not an object like your treated in that stupid "clan". No, I really find it offending that they come to my house and try to convert me to that "religion". I already chose to not choose any but leave a life that better suits me, to pray, have better morals, and to live life to the fullest [and not try to choose one out of 749342857489 religions on earth].
I can simply say " Yes? Jesus Get down here!"
To which someone dressed as jesus can come down, asking what the **** i want.
The reactions you could get "/
Ive also outrambled them, My aithest sails pitch beet there crapy religion plea! HA, They not longer show up anymore![]()
I want to have a conversation with them, but they never come.
Ive never had any come to my door. Although a monk tried to sell me a 'monk rock' cd in town once. I laughed.
What's the quote that I've been told to use if they come...
I can't remember it.. -Sighs- it's a funny 1 aswell, because they believe you can't do it, and I think it saves the other person life...
So they end up looking stupid.![]()
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