I Bought At The Shop And Got More Money!

[Janumz]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77

[lukeisok]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20

[Jase]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
The Debt collecters of san andreas catched up with me for being overdrawn i now have -£100

[Kardan]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
(Remember you must pay 200 quid back a day)

[lukeisok]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000

[ramjet]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds

[lukeisok]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds

[:.bEx.:]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893

[lukeisok]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.

[Anti-Pod]

I bought Halo 2 for £40 and now I have £531
I found 10 pound on the street now i have £541
I then bought someone else's lunch for 50p and now I have £541.50
I got mugged and they stole £10.00 now I have £531.50
I accidently caused the shop shelf to fall down i paid £20.00 for the damages now i have £511.50
I took out a loan for some gold plated bunny ears, the interest rate went sky high and i lost £100 ! I now have £411.50
I went to the cinema, and bought a ticket I bought some sweets also the total came to £11.50, I now have £400
The wheel off my chair fell of, causing the death of my fish which cost me £8, now I have £392
I got the wheel on my chair fixed which cost £50.00 I now have £342
I found the winning lottery ticket and earned 10 grand! I now have £10,342 !
My toaster blew up which cost £25, Now I only have £10317
I rented a private jet to jamacia costing 3 grand and 1 p. I now have £7,316!
I needed a new pair of socks costing £2, now I have £7,314
With pure stupidity and hunger i bought 1 penny sweet. I now hav £7,313.
I got pretty drunk, met a girl and spent the night in a expensive hotel, I now hav 7,013
I bought 130 1p sweets and now I have £7,000
i got carried away at a casino i lost £6,999 now i have 1p
I bought a gummy bear with my 1p now im skint
I found a wallet with £759 in, But bought at laptop for £682, I now have £77
I Mugged An Old Lady And Stole 20p Now I Have £77.20
I took out a loan and i got an extra 20,000 grand so i now have 20,077.20
I Found A Bag Of Money, I Now Have £70,000
I paid off debt now i have 50,000pounds
I Ate £100 I Now Have £49,900 Pounds
I decided to bake custard pie and sell them for £1 each i sold 7,i have 49,893
I Robbed A Diamond Shop, But Caught. I Pay £49,893 For Bail. I'm Skint.
I Found A Bag Which Had 10p So I Hired Him For 1p An Hour To Mug People, I Now Have 9p