Definition for Habbo Hotel

[Day.]

Well thats just boring lmao.

[DaveTaylor]

look now ¬_¬

[Hitman]

He deleted it and I just made this:

Once upon a time, there was a little man called Sulake. He later drowned in a lake and his sisters brothers dogs cousins owners fish said "WTH, fish dont speak!?" Anyway, sulake came back 100,000,000 years later and make Habbo Hotel. He first made it from paper, then thought "sod this" and used a computer. He was a very idiotic man, and got everybody to do things for him. One day he woz h4XORED by the H3X. he basicly deleted the hotel. 5000 years later (***) his mum said "SWEETEH U R DEAD" and he said "no soz". So he continued making H4660 hotel. He sucked at stuff so he sold it to a sweedish man called Bob who was a tramp. He sold it for some dust mixed in water. Lol hax. Later that day his (the tramps) life because so good he had a heart attack and died. He came alive tho, dunno how. He made £1 on Habbo so far, because some noob bought some credits for money. Later he sold it to the company Sulake and they thought "Hmm, ya" and made it popular (and coded it). Now, they make a lot of money and dont give a McFRI about us.

More to be added soon, Kapt.


Aww I was banned *proxy time*

[Mr.Sam]

if he ever deletes it add this :]

Habbo Hotel is one of the largest teen online communities with 18 different hotels. It is a virtual world for young people, a massively multiplayer online game where teenagers create their own virtual character and interact with other characters in the hotel. Habbo Hotel provides the means for self-expression, creativity, fun and curiosity within a positive community. A place where young people can meet friends - and make new ones.


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Once upon a time, there was a little man called Sulake. He later drowned in a lake and his sisters brothers dogs cousins owners fish said "WTH, fish dont speak!?" Anyway, sulake came back 100,000,000 years later and make Habbo Hotel. He first made it from paper, then thought "sod this" and used a computer. He was a very idiotic man, and got everybody to do things for him. One day he woz h4XORED by the H3X. he basicly deleted the hotel. 5000 years later (***) his mum said "SWEETEH U R DEAD" and he said "no soz". So he continued making H4660 hotel. He sucked at stuff so he sold it to a sweedish man called Bob who was a tramp. He sold it for some dust mixed in water. Lol hax. Later that day his (the tramps) life because so good he had a heart attack and died. He came alive tho, dunno how. He made £1 on Habbo so far, because some noob bought some credits for money. Later he sold it to the company Sulake and they thought "Hmm, ya" and made it popular (and coded it). Now, they make a lot of money and dont give a McFRI about us.


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The ongoing success of Habbo Hotel is based on easy usability and a living community. It is the community that creates a truly unique gaming environment. A great deal of the changing content is created by the users themselves; thus the content is always up-to-date and interesting. It is possible to play free of charge as only decorating the rooms and participating in some competitions is chargeable. In addition to a computer, all that is needed to check in to a Habbo Hotel is an Internet connection. On a monthly basis, users who choose chargeable services, spend on average a sum roughly equivalent to a movie ticket. Also, we would love you to buy credits so that we can buy a few big macs from McDonalds for all our staff. You know... We all at Sulake live off food from McDonalds.


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You must be careful as perverts go in the chat rooms... lol!11!!



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HAII I'M DA CALL13 AND I EAT DA JAFFACAKES

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For Free credits call:
0800-IHaveNoLifeAndPlayHabboAllDay

Then enter the password which is my habbo name kkz?

[Catchetat]

I don't see any definitions..

[Hitman]

An admin has redirected the page =[ Damn him/her.

Ah well =P

[Catchetat]

LOL

"Habbo Hotel ( also known as "Homo Hotel" and "Hobo Hotel") is a great castle in the sky... and participate in gay orgies. Habbo Hotel is said to appear once a month. It is ruled by the Habbo King; Bill Gates. Habbo Hotel gained much popularity for being the largest forum and discussion"

[Mr.Sam]

Page should be back now..

[Catchetat]

LOL

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[Crazism]

If you were redirected here, the page you were looking for has been deleted. Don't worry. You're not missing much. The page sucked. It sucked so much we had to redirect it here and protect it to save your innocent eyes from being sucked out of your skull.

Once again, spot on.