Definition of RuneScape

[Stress Free]

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In Runescape, many people use abbreviations to make communication easier.

Examples include:

Owned = 'Earlier today we bought your character off of E-bay for $40.'
F2P = 'Fart to play'
Gp = 'Gay Power'; The currency in RunEscape.
G2g = 'I have(got) to go ****'; Don't let anyone fool you this actually means the person isn't interested in you and wants to log out change worlds and go offline.
PvP = Killing other players to steal their stuff.
PK = 'Player Killer'; Someone who gets so angry at another player that he finds out where they live and kills them. However, before that, he forces them to hand over their password.
P2P = 'Pee to Play'
FAGex = The makers of this game, these computer nerds usually refer to themselves as "The gods of RuneScape" or "the Runescape Wizards" (The original names of the staff were ****** and SEX so they merged those names together).
Lag = This is caused by the cheap Jagex's servers, which cause your computer to freeze. The people at JAGex are not willing to buy 'new' servers; In fact, they just found the ones they already have in the dumpster.
Buying = This does not technically mean buying, instead it means I'm going to scam the next fool that sells me something.....super ***'s
Selling = Read above.
Wiz'Boots = Boots that have served as pottys
BRB = *Burp*

[-Atreyu]

THE COLLECTIBLE CARD GAME! Run Escape: TCG was fairly popular for a while, until the first ever tournament was completely ruined when Zezima choked to death on a level 99 card and sued Jagex for over $100 which left them bankrupt. Zezima may be powerful now, but you ain't seen nothing if you weren't there for the previous versions of RuneScape. Rumor has it that he even beat the choose-your-own-adventure book before it was completed.

How can he sue them if he choked to death?

[A4AOwen]

Haha thats funny!

[Royksopp]

not what we normally get? lol it's ok i guess i like the things said about gower ^_^

[joshualit]

Hey, I play, and I am not fat

[Skillz]

Abit long to read

[Jordey]

In 2000, Fagsex released the Zezima Robot 1.0. First, the robot was used for space but after the robot saw andrew jacking off to his runescape account it learned how to play. It ran on a 2.0 gigabyte sex monster which needed sex every night at 7. This was better then the Zezima Robot 0.5 because it needed lesbian sex and Jagex could not afford women.

[JonJon]

Who exactly is Gower?

[Mr.Sam]

Girls are another rare item on RuneScape, perhaps just as rare as a partyhat. They are similar to a Partyhat in many ways, one of them being the activity in the head region, the other is if you find a real one, you can sell them for 200mil each. 10% of the RuneScape population is made up of females, and 90% of that 10% are guys posing as girls. These are called She-males, an example of this would be 'Mta 48', one who snuck into a clan by disguising himself as a girl, and using his feminine personality to seduce and manipulate the clan members, resulting to many phats and free items. Thus, RuneScape dating is like a casino with a 10% chance of an outcome that you are dating a girl.If you do get lucky and she is a female, then there is a 90% chance that shes a bored 40 year old housewife, whose getting back at her husband by cybering boys a year or 2 older than her own son. Disgusting we know, but alas online gaming is the refuge of dirty old ladies as chat rooms are for dirty old men

rofl that made me laugh

[frozen.]

Who exactly is Gower?

Andrew Gower, creator of runescape.

Honestly, if they hate it so much, why don't they just sue RuneScape?