I punched my teacher

[deltateamaplha]

I was sitting in BCT (Business communications and technology) when our teacher Mrs. Smith (A fat, short 55 year old woman with short redish hair) came in.

She started talking to us about business practaces and then told us to do something on the computer. Most of the class didnt decide to do this, either did I. We just went on google and played games from there.

About 20 minutes later the teacher came up to me and asked how much work I had done, I said I was about half way through, she walked off and I continued to play random games.

About 15 minutes before the lesson ended she came up to my computer and asked to see my work. I said I accidently deleted it, and she started to shout at me saying I didnt do it and didnt pay attention.

She was right, I didnt do it, but I continued to lie. She then said.
"Leave the class you idiot, dont drag the rest down"

This is what sparked me, I was one of the smartest in that class, she knew it and she just threw it against me. So I punched her in the jaw, and she fell over.

The class just gasped basically all at the same time, one person laughed and a few went woohoo. She got up, with a blood nose and looked at me.

I then grabbed her head and started to make out with her vigorously my hand moving slowely up her fat plump 55 year old body. We then fell down to the floor and I took off her shirt and we continued to make out, I felt blood rush all around me, my lips were passionately pressing against her old cracked hard lips, i gotta admit, it was hot.

We continued for about 10 minutes and then we spooned for about 5, the class watching, mouths wide open in complete suprise. I then jumped back onto my computer to rewrite an exact encounter of it to you guys.

THIS IS 100% TRUE!

If you were so smart why did you not do the work like a smart person would and why would you punch somone thats not very smart.

[FlyingJesus]

Couldn't agree more.

Never lay your hand on something as sacred and beautiful as a woman.

MORON.

What about ugly chicks?

[Ryan+Joe]

lol@dat

[Azul]

I'm seriously laughing at how most of you are taking this made up story seriously. Lighten up, I laughed. Bravo.

[Crazism]

I was sitting in BCT (Business communications and technology) when our teacher Mrs. Smith (A fat, short 55 year old woman with short redish hair) came in.

Error (Forum Moderator) - Please don't make a pointless post!

[Wootzeh]

No messin'

[paradise]

Good for you.


- Spider.

[louder]

So I punched her in the jaw, and she fell over. She got up, with a blood nose and looked at me.

you punched her in the jaw and she got up with a bloody nose? :rolleyes:

[Rawrz]

Ladies and gents.

This story in which you kids havent realised yet is NOT real. Calm down, and stop flaming me with all these excuses like people do beat up on women.

Im aware that happens, I dont see how it has anything to do with this, dont play the woman abuse card on me please.

For the others, I just wrote a story, as a joke. Clearly it was a bit much for you.

I appologise to the few in which I have offended. Please hence that I was being sarcastic.

Well you did add ''this is 100% true'' so you know.

[Azul]

Well you did add ''this is 100% true'' so you know.

So that in your eyes makes it true? :eusa_wall