my valantines doesent fancie me :(

[hobo]

hey helen, i have a big willy.
want some alcohol?

wouldnt say no

[benjamin]

shes hardly yur valentines if she dnt like you.

[louder]

wouldnt say no

score!

see mate, it works everytime.

[Caution]

flirt, make up stories about yourself so you seem more interesting, and try to make her think you and your family are rich.

& tell her you have a massive willy.

or, instead of all that.
get her drunk.

rofl.

SPIKE
HER
DRINK

^

[TheLastShadow]

Show her your bankbook. *This could actually lower your chances depending on how much money you have*

[Sammeth.]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working

[TheLastShadow]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working

Yeah but old computers usually carry viruses

[Sammeth.]

Good point. If he gets Chlamydia, don't blame me.

[Gayness]

by shaving your head bald, Im smypathy for your ugly face

[Agnostic Bear]

Girls are like really old computers: You have to bang them for a while before they start working

LOL, That is SO going in my sig.