I'm a real hitman.

[brandon]

hope you get locked up babe

[Celestial]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.

[samsaBEAR]

oo garion gives good sex
so ive heard... ¬¬

[brandon]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.

How much do you charge?

[Glitter]

Glitter, as I can conclude from your posts that you are being sarcastic and jovial in response to this thread, I will simply leave.

The inherent problem in convincing others of my profession is that I must describe in detail what I do and how I do it. Thus, "convincing" you that I am a hitman presents me with the challenge of performing the aforementioned task while maintaining a secret identity; it's very difficult, near impossible. As such, I expected skeptics to respond but at the same time I assumed there would be open minded individuals with valid questions about this profession.

I wish you all the best for the future.

lirlll kkz

[Celestial]

How much do you charge?

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

[2hd.]

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

I'll give you £4 and a jammie dodger. Deal?

Also, why does this thread remind me of the ask a ninja podcasts?

[brandon]

Basic contracts start at $50,000 per head (plus expenses) and is typically completed by administering two rounds of ammunition, at close range, into the back of the head, through a silenced .32 caliber pistol.

good money then.
Bit of a risk still, and don't you feel guilty killing people?
Innocent lives..

[Celestial]

Bit of a risk still, and don't you feel guilty killing people?
Innocent lives..

Contracts are regular enough to make a stable living off of.

As for the morality you question, that has never been an issue for me.
If you'd like to speak of "the greater good," the truth is that our world's population is increasing at a ridiculous rate and I only help population control.

Of course this isn't why I do what I do, it's only justification to show how morality is inherently obscure and can be twisted to a person's or society's values on a whim. Society says that war is okay, that the killing of thousands can be justified, then it turns around and condemns killings that are only an ounce as significant in the big picture as the acts committed by that very government. I thus don't take traditional values to heart like a lot of others do; to me there is hypocrisy and irrational logic.

That combined with my utter indifference to morality render me able to sleep like a baby at night.

[Callum.]

So you killing a few people every now and then is helping the population control? I don't get it.