giving out advice.

[velocity]

I need advice

A person is drunk and decides to climb the scaffolding of a building (the scaffolding has been there for 3 months) but in climbing it he breaks part of the ladder. Whilst on the scaffolding he picks up a tin of paint and throws it in a skip causing the paint to spill allover the contents of the skip.

What criminal offences could he be guilty of and what defences might be available?

tresspassing, damage to property, drunk & disorderly, stealing and vandalisum.

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:

[FlyingJesus]

oh, not forgetting the paint on the floor theres a word for it and i forgot what it was, but its on the tip of my toungee ]:

Messy.

[Posh]

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?

[Hitman]

When i rub myself what is this white stuff i produce?

candy.

[Ostinato]

title says, anyway dont flame

at you! Trying to steal my role on this forum as the advice giver! >: P haha