What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

[Victimized]

My teacher today said me and my friend Josh were disrupting the class too much so she said she was gonna move us. But the dumb cow just moved us to the back and kept us sitting next to eachoter?? Surely if we were that bad we'd be split up. ANyway sitting at the backs better coz you can make paper aeroplanes without getting caught and then throw them at her whilst she's writing on the board.

[Blinger1]

ummm, it doesnt ALWAYS make you cool sitting at the back, and why stuff around in class? sure it looks/sounds fun but in the long run its not worth it when you want a job

[GJay]

[QUOTE=Snowboarding]What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

ICT Teacher: Input - 5 letters!

ICT Students: oh well done sir -.-

[BLuweesH]

Well this year, we had to study transformation of Emma & Clueless in English and when we were watching the movie Clueless, there was a dirty joke, and then like 20 seconds, the English teacher was like to everyone, "that was a dirty joke, wasn't it?"

[Laura.]

My Media Teacher (Fit)Forgot To Give My Mate Her Report Back So We Went Back Up At The End Of Break And I Go "Hey Sir You Forgot Something" He Was Like "What!" Then I Go Becky's Report And He Goes "Oh F..." And I Go Say It I Say it And I Said It And He Went, " Oh Bolloc.." And stopped Again I Was Like " Sir Just Say it Or Ill Tell Everyone You Wear A Tu-Tu(I Always Take The Mick Outta Him - BTW He Dont Wear Tu-Tu's) Then He Said "Oh No! Not The Tu-Tu's For F........ Flibbing Sake" So I Said "For gods Sake I Know Your Fit BUT... We Swear.. Just Swear" And We All Laughed.

Well It Was Funny To Me And My Mate And The Teacher.

[Toes]

Whats the 'I' thats bad about the internet?
Pupil- Inaproprate(Sp dudes)
Teacher-No information.
Supervising teacher-Wha?

He's my M.S teacher Dotted!

[0verRide]

*20 second pause*
NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF MR. SPEARMAN!

:rolleyes:

[Dark--Mark]

1 - My RE techer about an actor playing saint mathew:

Pupil: "That actors got a big nose haw haw!"
Teacher: "He must have one, Hes playin a jew, they've all got big noses"

I was shocked and appauld

2 - IT teacher: GIGO Garbage In Garbage Out

me and stephen- : *snigg,ering for the whole lesson*

[Tintinabulation]

My history teacher was from Africa and he wanted to write "Henry VIII wanted the monestries" But it cam out as "Henry VIII Wa*ked the monestries"

[Crono]

I hear stupid stuff from my science teacher all the time.

I'm in a team taught science class, so there's 2 teachers. The older one, when the younger one is talking, always asks stupid obvious questions that could be easily answered if she just thought about it, or paid attention.

And an unintelligent action, this week my english teacher has been standing in the hallway shaking some raddle type thing and singing Christmas carols before class.