ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

[Anarchy]

Or just walk out?

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[Mario]

i got smiley cheese disease.
always works.

[Zuar]

im sure your teacher doesnt see you stood up spinning around
gotta try that one 2morro

no u spin round before u go into class :rolleyes:
lol

[Ramones]

i usually just wait until the register's been done then ask to go to toilet and just don't come back, i get marked present and don't have to stay :eusa_danc. I told my tutor i didn't come to class because i got hit by a car once aswell.

[,Rachyy,]

Ughh "Mom can I stay home" or the whole just sleep in don't wake up works

[Moh]

just sleep in don't wake up works

Im not the only one who did that
Yea, that works. My mum can't drag me out of bed like she used to do when I was in primary school.

lol just remembered im at college and were alowed to leave :p

[Minstrels]

If your at home go to bed at like 7PM with two duvets on and a jumper etc when your parents go to sleep, switch TV on mess around for a bit take the jumper and duvet off if you want. Wake up just before your parents and put the jumper and duvet back on then pretend to be asleep or go back to sleep and just say you feel ill, cold etc. Works for me ;>

[j]

My ex told me that if she says shes on her period she gets sent home.
So yeah

[lolwut]

Coming in at lunch and saying "Im not late, Im early for tommorow." -Only works if your teacher has a sence of humor.
Spend ages on the toilet and spray air freshner, mixed with some pained expressions
Say "My mum phoned the office" if you miss a day, teachers in my school don't check to see if they actually did.
sometimes, don't even bother with any excuse, "Learning about Japan will not help me in my future career, so I didn't see reason to come into Geography today." Expect an after school detention after use.
Girls in my class tend to use the period pains one to get out of boring lessons like History/Geography.

[Slowpoke]

I just used to walk out..

me too. then they put up 10ft green fences around my school and ALL the doors are controlled by magnets which staff have control of (sounds like a prison doesn't it).

The only way to get out now is to wait by reception until someone enters/exits the building and sneak out before the magnet timer runs out which is about 10seconds.