Worker caught having sex with Henry the Hoover...

[Pyroka]

I bet that boy was you ben. dirty munt.

[Slowpoke]

lol this boy i know did it for a dare at a sleepover.. he was well popular after :x

as if he actually did it, arww :x

[benjamin]

I bet that boy was you ben. dirty munt.

shut up before i donkey punch u AGAIN :S

[Pyroka]

LOL what if i enjoy it this time... I bet he did do it, because he's polish. it's 1+1 mate.

[Muniflex]

We caught up with Henry and here's what he had to say:
"Obviously I'm distraught, I wasn't expecting anything like this when I signed up to the job, it really opens up my eyes and shows me how far the human has come on with it's relation to technology, I'm a victim of what can only be described as a heinous attack, I hope none of my companions ever have to go through the same experience."

We thank Henry for his time during this traumatic time for him.

Lol at that.

And some peopel are just wrong, lol

[Ashley]

Having sex with pavements?!
LOL Now that is weird.

[Adam$]

but Henry is so innocent!

[GhostFace-]

wot a weirdo.

he got UL

[Slowpoke]

but Henry is so innocent!

he's the inspiration for my temporary avatar .

[Metric.]

I read the article and I guess he was moaning louder than the Hoover!