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Originally Posted by PaintYourTarget
are you from jamaica? coz jer-makin-me crazy
you must be nobody, coz nobody's perfect
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Your place or mine
found these on the net just now:
I wish I could be a tear so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips
if beauty was a rain drop you would be the ocean(ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)
Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do; you've just used a double negative
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i got the hot dog, you got the rolls?
was your dad a baker? cos they're some serious buns
was your dad a fisherman? cos you stink of fish
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28-05-2008, 06:49 PM #26
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do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again?
do you have a mirror on those shoes? 'cos i can see myself up your skirt.
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;LOL. Originally Posted by Cod
Hey hows your fellatio?
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28-05-2008, 07:04 PM #28
is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Probably just a chat up line for girls to use unless you're gay
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28-05-2008, 07:08 PM #29
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That one's too old and overused for comic effect to be 'best/funny'. Originally Posted by GTA
is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Probably just a chat up line for girls to use unless you're gay.
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