Teacher: Timmy, do you have your homework today?
Timmy: Ermm... one sec miss, i think it's in my bag... :s
Teacher: Timmy i'm not going to wait all day, were is you homework!?
Timmy: Errrmmm... errrr... errr
Teacher: Timmy, i'm waiting, were is you homework!
Timmy: Well miss can you wait just a few more days?
Teacher: Timmy don't you dare cheek me!!
Timmy: I'm sorry, my dog ate it!
Teacher: That's a very poor excuse Timmy! [teacher laughs]
Timmy: It's not an excuse, my mum really ate my homework!














