What monkey? "\Originally Posted by Forest-Law
Because she was getting married to Theodore (As seen in The Chipmunks).
Why DID the chicken cross the road?

What monkey? "\Originally Posted by Forest-Law
Because he was stapled to the other monkey.
Because she was getting married to Theodore (As seen in The Chipmunks).
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
stupid question, stupid answerOriginally Posted by Ceremony
What monkey? "\
Because it was in the KFC box of the big boy.
Shall we party?
no bcos partying has now become illegal
why did the pig sneeze?
Coz it got haxed.
Why does it always rain?
Because the aliens like their baths.
Why is the sky blue?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Coz I painted it
Why am i so cool?
Because you evolved from a lemon, and lemons are cool.
Why does the letter O look like the number 0.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Coz my jumper said so.
Because originally they were the same but the 0 got in a car crash and now looks like 0 insted of O
romeo romeo wher art thou?
Romeo is currently in a meeting, please try again later.
How do snails get to school?
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
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