Doctor Doctor! - Ends 27th June

[chalie333]

Habbo name: chalie333
habbox name : chalie333

My entry: Megadeathzombie
Uh oh Sorry patient you are gonna die due to Swine flu the only way you can cue it is my my potion called " Megadeathzombie" don't worry it be absolutely safe except it my first time making it as i just mixed up some ramdom potiom but ahh well if it does go wrong you be there lieing in bed with blue and red blood coming out of your Mouth and ears.

[grimreaper1988]

habbo name: grimreaper2009
habbox name: grimreaper1988
my entry: viroflustious

basically this flu is life threatening, it is a flu that you can catch from pollution or chemicals in the air or drinking fluids the body cant handle. it is curable but very rare that a person lives from this and if a human or animal are going to die from this, GOD help them because the symptoms and pain arent their best friend.

to find out if you have this flu you can look for signs such as blurred vision, hands or other body parts shaking or ****zuming, random nose bleeds, constantly feeling tired, forever needing the toilet even tho nothing is coming out and migrains that last longer than usual. well thats just the 1st step of the flu making its way through you body.

if you do have the flu then all of the above is expected to happen constantly and then the 2nd step of the flu will take place in your muscles were the flu will start to make ur muscles usless and aventually u will completly feel drained and barely be able to move like after you have been to the gym for like hours and hours its a slow process but very stressfull and very frustrating.

the 3rd step of the flu will take place in ur organs and flesh were the flu starts to eat away very very very slowly the insides of your body and making parts of your flesh turn mouldy and useless and before this step of the flu has taken place you will also notice that your skin starts to look old and a bit wrinkly becose the flu is eating away all the vitamins and all what is good for the skin from underneith and inside and can also cause randow bits of puss and gunge to come through the pores of the skin and this is uncontrolable and somthing that could happen at any time.

the final step is were the flu has reached the spine and drained all of its fluids making parts of the body if not all the body paralyzd and while paralyzd the flu will still continue making your life hell while there is nothing you can do about it but wait until it kills you but it is a slow and painful death.

the flu is that contaminated that after the body has died and starts to disentergrate the flu speeds up the process and makes the body bone dry by soaking up all loose fluids and eats away at the bones.

there isnt really a cure for this and it is in operable, the only help that you could really get is constant painkiller injections, antibiotics and vitamins from your doctor that would have to be taking several times a day and will slow down the flu and hopefully drive it away and it is very unlikley that a flu like this will ever leave the body. if the flu is cured ur body is left looking zombiefied and making you look double you age and you will probably need treatment for the rest of your life.

[grimreaper1988]

this 1 has got to be worth something lol it just came off the top of my head and took ages lol

Please only use this thread for competition entries - Inseriousity.

[.Liam]

Habbo(x) Name: -L-iam
My Entry:

Name: Spckwertirs
Detail: This causes you to become hyper active in a matter of seconds and then you will do crazy stuff (not dangerouse like jumping off a building).
Cure: Eat a large amount of toast with butter and ham.

[ensiferum]

Habbox name: ensiferum
Habbo UK name: !!ensiferum!!

NastyNoseInfectionThatIsReallyHardToGetRidOfAndIsR eallyAnnoyingitis. When you start getting a runny nose and start sneezing LOADS, sometimes, when all the particles in the mucus are aligned perfectly, and you get an itchy ear at the EXACT same time, all the particles in the mucus start to form..into a small mucus-monster. You know that you've caught 'NastyNoseInfectionThatIsReallyHardToGetRidOfAndIs ReallyAnnoyingitis' when you nose starts to get bigger...and bigger...gradually, over a period of twenty eight days the mucus-monster gathers it's essential-to-live snot and grows..until your nose explodes! And if that happens..then the mucus-monster will EAT YOU ALIVE. >
However there is one cure...It has to be done at exactly midnight on the tenth day after the mucus-monster started to form. You must put socks on your ears and dance around naked in the moonlight, in a swimming pool full of electric eels. If, by the amazing chance, none of the eels sting you, then you are cured. It is one of the most complex illnesses known to mankind, and one of the most INSANE cures. But it works.

[Charli]

Condition: Panaroizzi (pana-roy-tzi)
The condition name originates from the words panaroid and paparazzi.

Panaroizzi is a personality disorder that results from a lack of celebrity gossip. Sufferers became nervous, shakey and feel alienated from the world around them. Some of the more serious cases have resulted in celebrity stalking and impersonation, however it is now easily treated by the most recent issue of OK!, Now or various other gossip magazines.

[Martin]

Habbox name: bolt079
Habbo Uk name: bolt660

baconhaemophilliacthyroidhenochdementialism.
(latin derrived) bacon minded, bleeding, thyroid problemed, bad jointed, swolen, fogetfull pig lover

A mental condition where the sufferer believes they are a pig. Common effects include swolen and pink thyroids, and severe dementia. You will gradually turn pink and walk around on all fours snorting. Bleeding is also common.

There are different stages to this disease, stage one being the mildist where the sufferer will simply grunt, to a fully blown pandemic where the whole country will have caught it and will sub-contiously wear pig costumes.

[=worswick.]

Habbo UK Name; =worswick.

Habbox Name; =worswick.

My Entry; hagnotopyoulis

when you have migraines too much so you get moody like an old hag.

[TotalShambles]

Habbo Name: -blemished-
Habbox Name: -blemished-

Disease Name: Habboxadictedcoccus aureus

This is where you are addicted to habbox, this is an uncurable disease!

[samtheman93]

Habbo Name: Noxic
Habbox Name: samtheman93
My entry: Iliketopokeharpoons-philia
Symptoms: The infected person will have an insane desire to sit aorund for hours while poking and playing with as many harpoons as possible to obtain.
Cure: Of course there has to be some cure.. doesn't there?

The only way to treat this mental glitch is to pop a balloon behind the person, making them jump. Please note that the balloon must be popped using a harpoon. So good luck trying to snatch one off of the person you are trying to cure! Mwahahahahahaaa!