Got hit in the face with a cricket bat.

[Fehm]

Umm... The title made me laugh I'll be honest. But, the rest didnt...

There's some good advice in this thread, what I'd do is go to tesco's and buy everything to do with bruises go home and try them But im crap at advice sorry ;P

[TotalShambles]

For your blood shot eye!:

Remove a package of vegetables from your freezer and place them over the outer surface of your eyelids with your eyes closed. It's easiest to lie down for fifteen minutes and allow the cold to have its effect. The cold will not only make your irritated eyes feel better, it will also shrink the irritated blood vessels making them appear less red.

Also the more expencive option:
Artificial tears are a good choice for treating bloodshot eyes since they moisten the mucous membranes of the eyes. Stay away from the popular eye drops that claim to “get the red out” since they can dry out the mucous membranes worsening the problem.

[A1ex]

Thanks for the advice again, lots of good tips.
Ty for all help