I have purchased a golf tee

[Black_Apalachi]

Oh well, I'm playing golf tomorrow in the Tesco car park to protest against using plastic bags, it was biodegradable so I brought it.

Is that for real?

Because that's like me saying Mark Hughes is a gay and goes to gay clubs every night and supports Tranmere Rovers and once had sex with an hermaphrodite horse and asking you to provide me with him saying he isn't and didn't do those things.

Grow up Matthew, honestly.

Oi! Leave the Rovers out of this .

[Jack.Lfc]

My source is brown

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[TonyPulis]

I've never seen an Arsenal game, Matthew. I had a season ticket for DR last year and will go to games this year. I don't have to explain myself to you because time and time again you've proved yourself to be an pedestal hugging idiot.

HEY
ADAM. YOU STILL PLAY HABBO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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[AlexOC]

how the hell did that work?

Well i pushed the bit with the soft ball into the ground and put the golf ball onto the white tail thing, lol.

[TonyPulis]

Well i pushed the bit with the soft ball into the ground and put the golf ball onto the white tail thing, lol.

was it any better than using a normal tee? I'll try it next time I go golf with a ****.

[Geraint]

Real men don't use tees.

[AlexOC]

Real men don't use tees.

.. but use shuttlecoks?

but it worked okish.

[Geraint]

Definitely not. Badminton is for girls.

[TonyPulis]

Real men don't use tees.

OH SNAP

[StefanWolves]

OH SNAP

why did you get banned? :/