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  1. #21
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    Habbo Name: Grabbed
    Forum Name: reeski10
    Entry:
    Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?

    ANSWER:
    Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
    well, this is a blast from the past!!

  2. #22
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    Default Rolling Riddler

    Habbo Name: Breil
    Habbox Name : iThrone

    First Entry:
    Riddle: What breaks but does not fall, what falls but does not break?
    Answer: Daybreak and Nightfall.

    Second Entry:
    Riddle: What is yours and yet used by others more than by yourself?
    Answer: Your name.

    Third Entry:
    Riddle:What word starts with "E," bt usually contains only 1 letter?
    Answer: Envelope.

    Edited By Aquae - Only One Entry Per Person Is Allowed, Thank You
    Last edited by StripedTiger; 28-07-2005 at 11:16 AM.
    Tony Hawk's AMeRCaN WAstELaND is Coming Soon...



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  3. #23
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    Habbox Name: Dudey!
    Habbo Name: Dude-wkdhair

    Entry:

    Question: Theres a man lying in the middle of a 6 acre field, Dead. We hasn't been touched with anything, no guns, knives, nothing. But he's holding a Rucksack in one hand hand, How did he die?

    Answer: He was on a rountine RAF Parachute jump into a training field, his Parachute didn't open.

  4. #24
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    A man counted his steps and parked in his car outside a hotel and knew straight away that he was bankrupt.

    How? He was playing Monoply


    Edited By Aquae - Only One Entry Per Person Is Allowed, Thank You Sure eh do bob XD
    Last edited by Emicat; 29-07-2005 at 10:59 AM.

  5. #25
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    Habbo name : magicbunnyboy
    Habbox name: magicbunnyboy

    Entry:
    A man in a brick room miles from an sivilisation, no windows, no door only a wooden table in the room. How does the man escape?

    He rubs his hand until there saw, he saws the table in half. two halfsmake a whole, the man climbs out of the hole and shouts until he becomes a little horse, then rides the horse to sivilisation
    :eusa_danc Take my advice, I don't use it anyway

  6. #26
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    [color=orange]Habbo Name : Syddeh
    Habbox Name : Syd

    Entry : What loses a head in the morning but gains a head at night?
    Answer : A Pillow.

    Rubbish I know, but I like it

    When elephants shall learn to fly, I shall believe in miracles.

    Randomness


  7. #27
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    Habbo name: Dudeitsme
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    Entry: Dudeitsme, Peow and Hotslime go to a hotel, the bell boy at the front desk says the room will cost you 30 dollars, they each give him a 10 dollar bill, the bell boy takes the money to his manger to get change and the manager tells him they get a group discount to give them 5 dollars back. The bell boy agrees and thinks "they didnt give me no tip" so he pockets 2 dollars and gives gail,katie and shell each 1 dollar.. My question to you...they each only paid 9 dollars for the room.....9x3 =27 plus the 2 the bellboy pocketed is 29 where did the other dollar go?

    Answer:
    If you do good math youll come up with the answer the bell boy took 3 dollars he thought of take 2 for the tip but got greedy and took the extra dollar

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    Habbo Name:Braddpop

    Riddle: You enter a dark house at night you see a oil lamp a match a fire and a stove which would you light first?
    *Many people say fire*
    Answer" The match

  9. #29
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    Habbo Name: SkaKid77

    Habbox Name: SkaKid77

    Entry:

    An old farmer died and left 17 cows to his three sons. In his will, the farmer stated that his oldest son should get 1/2, his middle son should get 1/3, and his youngest son should get 1/9 of all the cows. The sons, who did not want to end up with half cows, sat for days trying to figure out how many cows each of them should get. One day, their neighbour came by to see how they were doing after their father's death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbour said: "I'll be right back!" He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father's will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows.

    Answer:

    The Neighbour brings a cow, then they divide the 18. The oldest one gets 9 (half of 18) the middle one gets 6 (1/3 of 18) and the youngest gets 2 (1/9 of 18). That only adds up to 17 cows, so the neighbour gets his cow back and all 17 of the farmers cows are split up
    :wav:

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  10. #30

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    Question:

    There are 3 womens going fishing. Two of them are moms and two of them are daughters. How is this possible?

    Answer:

    Theres a Grandma, Mother, And Daughter.
    The Grandma is the mother of the mother. [ Thats one mother ]
    The mother is the mother of the daughter. [ Thats two moms ]
    The mother is the daughter of the grandma. [Thats one daughter ]
    And the daughter is the daughter of the mother. [Thats two daughters ]

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