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29TH JULY 2005

After a morning spent feeding my snake Bishop, I turned on the radio, lay in my bed and looked up at the clear sunny sky. Then I realised someone had stolen my roof. This was not going to be a normal day. I had to find the culprit guilty of such an act, I had to act quickly and I had to act quickly. I turned off the radio and left the house. The house? What house? I had entered the perverse mind of Bishop. My quest to find the Roof Thief would have to wait. In the desert I was standing in, I noticed an old man. As I walked closer I noticed this man was naked. I turned and went the other way but, again, there was another naked man. And suddenly, lots of naked men started appearing. Bishop must of been gay.

DISCOVERY 1 out of 3 ----> Completed - Snakes are Gay.

Wow. A secret mission completed already. I re-enterd reality, only to hear that the world was under attack from pigs. I saw a pig charging towards me. I reacted quickly and chopped off its nose. Then, something strange, it had green blood with tiny little elves singing Happy Birthday. Then this 'music' got louder. Earthlings were winning the fight against pigs.

DISCOVERY 2 out of 3 ----> Completed - Evil pigs have green blood in which tiny little elves sing Happy Birthday.

WOW! What a day it had been. Gay Snakes, naked old men, evil pigs and singing elves. I was tired. I arrived at an Indian Take-Away.

::Can I have Chicken Tikka and my roof back please?

:Certainly Sir.

(I would later learn his name was Phillip)

He took me to a warehouse. What I saw shocked me. There were thousands of them. Perhaps millions. Millions upon Millions of CHILDREN. Children like me and you.

::: Did your roof vanish?

::Yes, it did.

:::Is your snake gay??

::Yes, he is.

::: Did you meet evil pigs with green blood and singing elves??

::YES. Yes I did.

::h God!

::What?

::: YOU FORGOT TO TURN YOUR RADIO OFF!!!!!

It all made sense now. The entire day had made sense! As I entered the cage, night fell. What a stupid idiot.

DISCOVERY 3 out of 3 ----> Completed - We are the lazy generation!!! :eusa_danc

Ooh! Continue! ;D

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28th July 2005 (i'm doing fridays account because i have done nothing today)
Today I went to the park with five of my friends; adam, manda, ryan, rob and luke. At half past one they arrived at my house, and we were planning to walk the 20 or so minutes down to the park, and around 2-ish. Due to the five of us being imbursed on my nintendo Gamecube's "Super Mario Kart: Double Dash!!" game. As Ryan had a dentist appointment, he left mine at three, and we left the house at four. Just before leaving, we decided to have a laugh, by locking adam in the house. 5 minutes later, we returned, and I thought the house would be on fire due to adam. fortunately it wasnt, and we left the house, with adam this time. we walked to the park and met ryan there, and went to an area called th jagged rocks to play hide and seek (bearing in mind it is a huge area and very fun). when I was on, i had to find someone and tag them. this took half an hour as everyone had split up and I couldnt find anyone or catch them. Luke and manda even had time to go to the park cafe and buy a drink! we began home at around 6pm, splitting up as we went in different directions home.


thats my day

Kewl, a typical day like that would be movies and a walk though Southbank.
Its like got free lagoons , And its near my highsckool ;D And we just muck around lmao.

Did he miss his dentist's appointment ? :p Or is he giving u the silent treatmeant lmao.

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Keep the post's going ;D

Im bored, tell me about your day! ;D

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Just want to say ill miss you all.

Ive had a great time.

Ill miss the crazyness ;D Laters.