What's the biggest lie you've told?

[hah]

that i was male

jkes lol, i dont tell major lies only things like "ye you look nice" (to people i dont like init) or "naa i didnt do it"

[Hiro]

that i liked someone, when i actually despised them, which resulted in them practically stalking me.

[Nixt]

I told someone I was straight, once. They believed me and left me alone too... bargain.

[leah]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand

[Black_Apalachi]

LOL this is so immature but when I was like 12 I was a huge fan of the bill and I was pretending to be a prisonor and handcuffed myself with string when my parents were out. I then couldn't untie it so rang my grandad using my nose to type and said that someone tied me up thinking it would be hilarious. He then rang the police and it got way out of hand

OMG +REP. i was in a fit of laugher even before the police bit!!!! that is the best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoveToStack]

How was the party?
Oh yeah fine, quite quiet.
*serious alcohol poisioning*

[buttons]

telling people i was a virgin, they never believe me

[Pyroka]

telling people i was a virgin, they never believe me

you wonder why.

[leah]

OMG +REP. i was in a fit of laugher even before the police bit!!!! that is the best post ever!!!!!!!!!!!

lmaoooo
they had to interview me and everything, and once i've lied I don't usually go back on it

[Rozi]

when ever I lie it's usually me trying to cover up my laziness. I think I've told some pretty bad ones but nothings ever come of them or I've just admitted I was lying. I can't rly remember.