It's April fools

[dirrty]

my friend told me she pretended to fall down the stairs and had fake blood which scared her family lol. all i did was told my mum i accidentally knocked the tv over whilst using the plug behind it which also broke the glass tv stand. she was like 'oh ****' but pretty crap april fools imo

i wonder if hxf are doing anything for april fools. i remember the ---MAD--- one (a year or two ago?) which was pretty amusing with everyones responses.

[syko2006]

I walked into registration about 2 minutes late and said ''Sorry I'm late, Mike! Only there's a red Renault Laguna estate parked near the diner with a hurrendous clamp on the wheel. I got there as the men just finished putting it on, the owner is going to be SO pissed when he finds out!''

His face dropped.

Then as he was about to go and look out the window I said ''April Fools!''

[Blinger1]

I walked into registration about 2 minutes late and said ''Sorry I'm late, Mike! Only there's a red Renault Laguna estate parked near the diner with a hurrendous clamp on the wheel. I got there as the men just finished putting it on, the owner is going to be SO pissed when he finds out!''

His face dropped.

Then as he was about to go and look out the window I said ''April Fools!''

aahah!! thats great. One of my mates convinced my others that he crashed his car and broke his wrist and ankle

[StripedTiger]

I'm not a big April fools person really The only one I played was telling my manager I was pregnant and would need a meeting to discuss maternity leave and my options. She nearly had a heart attack until I couldn't bare it any longer and started laughing

[danzooo]

I told my girlfriend we had to end because I was gay


...she didn't believe me and told me to grow up because April fools is stupid.

[buttons]

some of these sound really fake:S
anyway i didnt do anything but a friend fbooked me their "new number" was a number for some astroloy thing that took £6 off me then a further £1.50 when i texted "stop". ****.