[Easter] Nom Nom Nom - Ends 22nd April

[,Love]

Forget trien to make a mess with biting it in half. Be a pro.
Unfold the wrapper, and put the whole egg into your mouth,
and let it melt into your mouth, Best sugar rush ever !
Your taste buds will go crazy ! Enjoy

[ihatehash]

Hold the bottom of the egg with two fingers and place the shaft of the egg between your lips. Slowly rub it between your lips, up and down, up and down. give it a nice lick, and wrap your tounge around it. Vary your speed of doing this, and squeeze harder and harder and eventually some white semen cream will burst out and cause a mess all over your face. mmmm.

[Phil]

I actually crack it open with my head then eat it..... :/

EDIT:

Didn't read comp, thought it was easter egg. If it's actually creme egg... I don't like 'em mate.

[Leanneeexo]

I carefully take of the outer foil and then break the egg into two..
I then dip my finger into the creme and lick the creme from my finger..
I then demolish the rest in one, due to the temptation