What's the stupidest or most embarrassing thing you've done this past week?

[Triz]

My nana moved house recently.

I said "have you moved all your furni in"
and everyone looked round at me
"I MEAN FURNITURE" oops

Give me rights pl0x?

---

Here's another stupid thing I did a few years back:
I was playing runescape and I asked my brother if he wanted me to cook him what I was cooking, he said "yeah, just don't burn it"
I said, no worries I got 99 cook

[Rozi]

guys this thread is the PAST WEEK *reports you all for pointless posting*


and erm I always do stupid ****, I'm a walking calamity but probs falling off a pavement, I do that a lot.

[dbgtz]

had my flies undone about 10 times this week. Not that embarrassing really but meh.

[Rikyri]

This past week?
Posting a reply to a completely wrong thread. It was so embarrassing because I was replying with a lot of quotes out of nowhere D:

[IceNineKills]

I was at an Underoath gig on wednesday just gone and we were out having a ciggy in the smoking area and my mate seen this girl he liked so i went up to her and said "I bet you £5 I can grab your boobs without you feeling anything", she agreed so I grabbed her boobs. She didn't get the joke and was rather upset but it was £5 well spent. My mate wasn't a happy bunny though.

[Circadia]

guys this thread is the PAST WEEK *reports you all for pointless posting*


and erm I always do stupid ****, I'm a walking calamity but probs falling off a pavement, I do that a lot.

Paha same i'm always falling off the pavement and stuff

Anyway, It was probably today I was on the trampoline with my mate and I was lying onto of a pilates ball and she bounced on the trampoline and I threw up on the trampoline, Highly embarrassing!

[Aidenn]

i dribbled when speaking to rents about something, awkward

[Metric1]

I spelled my address wrong at the border