public transport stories

[Inseriousity.]

On the train to uni, an old guy started talking to this other old guy bout how the country was going to the dogs, including a long rant about university students being lazy layabouts. was a very uncomfortable train ride and if it was any longer I'd have probably started an argument with him and got on my soapbox.

[Succubus]

i didn't know where the bus was going and all i was told directions but i didnt understand them but anyway, after a few mins i panicked and pressed the button thinking i was in the place i was meant to be, but i got off because i would of felt really bad pressing the button and not getting off, and it turns out i didn't even know where i was.

ive held up traffic cause i managed to not get the right amount of money before hand (i thought it was cheaper ) and no one would drive around the bus and after get all the money out i forgot to take my ticket.

i honestly hate buses.

[Mr-Trainor]

Last year when the bus from the bus station was on diversion, so he had to go away from my college a bit before going towards it. So at the bus station, everyone got on the bus and it was packed, and then there was someone running for the bus - he got on. As we get on to the roundabout on the diversion he throws up on the bus (the one who ran) :Sick: and then we all had to get off and walk from there (longer than walking from the bus station) .

I've also seen a few times where people have kind of fallen down the stairs, or you see someone go down and then you just hear a bang and you know they've fallen but you can't help but laugh.

This one time, I was on the bus with one of my friends and this woman on the bus started singing nursery rhymes. And similarly another time, some guy had earphones in but he was singing (badly) along to the music, probably without realising lool.

[geo]

it's not even that funny but i was legit crying of laughter bc this man (not old or anything) pretended to be blind and got 2 teenagers to stand up so he could sit and they went to a different carriage and then he started reading and i was just i couldn't breATHE