Local Slang?

[Jazz]

Nammet - lunch
Gurt - Great
Mally**** - old person
Grockle - tourist
Grockle can - coach full of tourists
Overner - Mainlander living on the Island.
Gallybagger - Scarecrow
Birds nests - Doughnuts
The Island - the Isle of Wight
The Mainland - Rest of the world
Caulkhead - Islander
Islander - Someone who lives on the island
Going to the Parkypalace - Going to the island prison

[MKR&*42]

Grockle - tourist

"Grockle" (Devon, Dorset, Somerset, Wiltshire) — tourist or visitor (derogatory)
Somewhen" (Isle of Wight, Wiltshire) — At some time (still very commonly used)

Hi jazz we r slang twins xo

[Paige.]

gas - talking alot like for example: your mum is 'gas bagging' if she is talking to her friend for ages
cor blimey - an exclamation of surprise
barney - a quarrel or falling out
blar - cry or weepclout - a heavy blow like 'a clout around the ear'
lummox - clumsy person
putting your parts on - misbehaving or drawing attention to yourself

[Aiden]

jammy sod - lucky

most of my slang is like

Wottjowant at da' shop mi duk

[iBlueBox]

boff = stop being such a boff = stop being such an idiot ect

teaming down = raining a lot.

lets get mortal = lets get drunk a lot.

[IceNineKills]

jasper - wasp
brighton pier - queer
twitten - narrow lane
belloti - w*nker

[Futz]

bare
peak
piff
peng

are a few of my favourites from over the years

[Elegance]

some manc slang:

buzzing - really happy
minging - disgusting
mint - really good
div - idiot
scran - food

[Kardan]

Liverpool lol..

"Are you skitting at me?" Like are you taking the piss out of me?
"Are you taking the mick?" Are you taking the piss?

I'm sure there are loads but I don't want what LOCAL slang is because I only found out that was local when I used it in Ireland and they were like waaa.... o.O

We used 'taking the mick' in the midlands.

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boff = stop being such a boff = stop being such an idiot ect

teaming down = raining a lot.

lets get mortal = lets get drunk a lot.

Strange, boff over here means intelligent (although in a negative context), not stupid

[lemons]

everyone says taking the mick

don't they