J2o isn't beer

J2o isn't beer
dont think i have ever been 'bad' ive never even passed out or anything
the worst i ever get is not being able to remember things and having blank spots in my memory and i guess its at these points where the 'worst' things have been so im gonna just say that they dont exist :Innocent:
when i was 16 i mixed strongbow with some vile cocktail (god knows why) cocacabana or something it's like coconut idk but i blacked out, projectile vomited all over her back garden and in her basement and lost my shoes, only thing i remember is the start of the party and then my dad turning up at the end to pick me up cus i was a mess
i was drunk once and was wondering why my stomach hurt found out i was pregnant also!
I drank a big bottle of Malibu at my promlasted til midnight, threw up at the hotel we were having the do at and woke up in hospital with 2 drips in my arms in the resuscitation department. Doctor prodding my eye to get me out of unconsciousness and told me I nearly died!
Got rejected from a club, sprinted it down O'Connell street dodging traffic, fell asleep in in temple bar for god knows how long. I then couldn't get into any clubs because I was still "too drunk" but eventually a club owner thought I looked hilarious so let me in, left shortly after because I couldn't hear ****, all whilst dressed as daffyd from little Britain.
Not sure if good night or bad night. Never again though. Drinking is for foooooooooools.
I don't really get so drunk that I do stupid stuff but I'd say the worst time is the first time I was drinking with @Cupcake; in the park and I remember my mum rang me and I apparently I tried to pee on @Cupcake;'s shoe and then we went to Tesco which I have no recollection of. Then we got on the bus to go home and I felt sick from the rumbling of the bus and had to get off. There's often the nights where parts of it are forgotten but I haven't gotten sick from drink in a long time, used to always get sick when I was like 18 though, I remember waking up for college one morning with a chunk of pizza next to me in the bed.
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