In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window











