I Went To C My Grandma one day. And I saw her fall out a top floor window onto a tricycle and then ride away... then she humped a tree whilst being spyed on by her neighbour. Her neighbour called the tree brigade but they all got sat on by a fat Snorlax and died in a painful death but all her bones clicked bk to place and she legged it. Then She Went Home and Had A Special Dinner which was slugs on toast however, the slugs slimed off and then Great Grandpa Joe ate the slime ball and died a horrible slmiy death like the tree patrol did then grandma became a Motercycle daredevil and ran off with her moto to jump over 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sharks and fell on one of them and got eaten. O.o But The Shark Spat Her Out Because She Was All Wrinkly And She Quit That Job And Became A Meat Eater but the her head got ripped in half because the meat was really strong. A tiger ate the meat and Emicat started poking the Tiger with a stick and...






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