Out comes a pound of pork.
-inserts cow

Out comes a pound of pork.
-inserts cow
Out comes 99p
*Puts in a car*
Out comes a helicopter.
-inserts panadol
Out comes paracetamol.
*Puts in a belt*
Out comes a way-too-big pair of trousers.
-inserts pumpkin
Out comes ghosts.
*Puts in a skeleton*
Out comes a cranium
-inserts wombat
Out comes a cricket bat.
*Puts in British weather*
Out comes a flood.
-inserts an exotic dancer
Out comes Tropical juice.
*Puts in the credit crunch*
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