Now (dont have it yet *here u go*)
Drive my non-existent car.

NOW.
Stroke my dog.
Now.
Kiss a donkey?
Never.
Let a girl kick you in the *whistles* for a kiss?
Depends on how hot the girl is and whether it's just a peck or not...
Let a hot girl hit you in the head with a durian for a peck on the cheek.
Never.
Kiss a donkey's butt to get your dream girl to like you.
Now.
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