Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

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Habbo Name : frontslide

Joke : Once upon a time there were three habbos. The Three habbos were bored with the Norm and wanted an adventure, Luckily, That same day, they had heard a rumour of a Magical Mountain near the local .com.sg hotel. They thought it was worth a try so they travelled and climbed until they reached there destination. When they were on the mountain peak they saw something odd, a SLIDE! They read the notice beside it and it read " Shout for whatever you wish as you go down this slide and you will land in it" Habbo no.1 was up for it so he said " Ok, I'm going " He jumped onto the slide and Shouted " Mocha Masters! " and he landed in mocha masters, Habbo no. 2 said " ok, its worth a try" So he followed Habbo No.1 and shouted " Hc sofas!!".Habbo no.3 Was the only one left so he decided to go, He totally forgot what he was supposed to do and was having such a good time he said " Weeeeeeeeeee"




Oh my....Thats a long joke lol!

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Habbox name : Z
Habbo name co.uk : Tattle

Joke: Blonde joke - im a natural blonde so no offense.

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find a bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally,the brunette finds the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200.00 for it. The brunette,thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer then says 'Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, How about $199.00?
The brunette acceps and buys the bull of her dreams. She has $1.00 left over for her telegram, The telegram guy says its $1.00 per word. The brunette thinks about this and says "Comfortable, write that."
"Comfortable?" the guy questions
"yes, you see she reads slow."

- joke is :comfortable meaning - com for ta ble


lol.


Happy Valentines day everyone

[Kirsty]

Habbo Name: starbabe10
My Joke: A Man and a woman are in bed and decide to play a game so the man farts and says 1-0 then the woman farts and says 1-1 and this continues until they reach 4-4 then the man soooo wants to beat his wife badley he trys to do a monster one but he tries to hard and ends up pooing him self (lol) and the wife says what was that? then the man say HALF TIME swap sides!

lol its not very good but o well GOOD LUCK ALL

[Nielez]

Habbo name: NoobForcer
Joke: You are currently riding on a horse, in front of u, theres a fire brigades car. You are being followed by a helicopter. At the left of you, theres a v.cool car. At the right of you, theres a cliff.

Question: How can u make them all stop without communication between you guys without crashing?

Answer: Ask the guy from the roundabout at the carnival to stop it turnin.


(I had a hard time translating it from dutch to english, i was using dictionary i hope u get the joke.. )

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[version2.0]

What do you say to a blonde at work?

Big mac and fries please love.

What do you say next?

I said big mac and fries, not chicken nuggets and coke!!

Sorry for the blonde joke. Only one I know.

Habbo name:version2.0

[Moose]

habbo name: evilbrandon

WHen does ashlee simpson looks more bad? when shes lyp singing or actually singin?

[Jenna]

Habbo Name: Jenna9876
Joke:

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home

[BL!NKEY]

Habbo name: BL!NKEY

JOKE:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk
and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

[flyboydavies]

Can you make me laugh? Can you tell me a joke that I've not heard before? It must be clean and not be mean. Tell me something funny....... and make me laugh

To enter this competition you must be a registered member of our forum. Habbox is giving all its members (NOT STAFF) the opportunity to enter this competition.

The Prize:-
1st - A Lapland, A Tubmaster and a Hammock kindly donated by StylishGalz.
2nd - A Nordic Table kindly donated by Lukeisok
3rd - A HC Sofa kindly donated by Kyle441

Your entry should look like the example below:-

Habbo Name: MissAlice
Your Joke:

What are you waiting for ? Get writing........

And remember to enter this competition you must be a registered member of the Habbox forum.
Follow the link below to go to the competition entry page and click on the post reply icon, and remember to leave your habbo name.

This competition will run until 11th March unless otherwise stated. After that the winner will be chosen and MissAlice will hand over the prizes in Habbo.

One entry per Habbox Member ONLY.
Please read the terms and conditions at the bottom (In Black)

Terms and conditions: To prevent foul play, we only allow one entry for each pc. If more entries are sent using the same pc all the entries will be discarded. You can send in your entry until the competition is closed at some time on March 11th 2005. Please be aware that some competitions may be extended, or even closed early due to the number of entries. The winner will be announced on the site and in this forum and will be contacted by MissAlice to collect the prize. Habbox has the right to close the competition at any time before the competition ending date and the winner will be judged from all the entries received up to that point. ALL Habbox staff are excluded from participating in Competition, unless Competition states they may. This includes trialists who become staff before this Competition closes. Any entries that break the forum rules in anyway will also be disqualified. Prizes must be claimed within two months of the winner/s being announced. Unclaimed prizes will be used again in a future Competitions.

When in the competition forum only post competition entries - Do not post questions or comments it is not the place to do so.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

[flyboydavies]

Habbo name: flyboydavies

Joke:
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

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Edited by anonymous_fool - Competitions Staff. Please don’t double post, simply edit your previous post.