Make me laugh.

[le harry]

9 Cats are on a boat, 1 jumps off..

How many are left?

0 they were al copycats

[pechie100]

lol
i dunno what to post
i am the biggest nooby idiot on this forum
no wait , that aint funny
that the truth
i dunno
help
*shouts*muuuuuuuum , tell me a joke*shouts*

[kasi]

really old joke :

how many emos does it take to scréw in a lightbulb?

none, they all sit in the corner, crying and slitting their wrists over who gets to do it.

[pechie100]

really old joke :

how many emos does it take to scréw in a lightbulb?

none, they all sit in the corner, crying and slitting their wrists over who gets to do it.

roffle !

[Loaned]

roffle !

omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!


Oli is a moron.

[kasi]

omg lofl i know!!!!1!!1on1on1on1ooneoneoenoeneone!!1!!!!1!


Oli is a moron.

lmao that made me laugh.

[ttranquility.]

funny? =] Well, honestly, i cant be funny all that much, well. Not when i want to be, sometimes people find it funny when i dont say anything.. Kinda weird. But yah. Anyways, trying to make you laugh. Right. Okay, here we go;[ im only going up to 5. Im to lazy to do everything else, well. All the days or w.e]

on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me, a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, four rotten eggs, three french men, two ugly pimples, and a squirell in a kangeroos pouch.
On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to mee, FIVE DEAD CARCASUS. =] FOUR ROTTEN EGGS, THREE FRENCH MEN, TWO UGLY PIMPLES, AND A SQUIRELL IN A KANGEROOS POUCH

Enjoy

[Ziploc Bag]

A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?"

Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister
is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be
in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's
office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer
any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions
were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Little Johnny: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Little Johnny: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Little Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Little Johnny: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Little Johnny: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and
before he could stop the answer...)

Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Little Johnny: "Yup"

Teacher: you blow me, you feel good"

Little Johnny: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"

Little Johnny: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?"

Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put him
in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

funny...

[camera]

If you own a website (A .co.uk you can put certain images under google UK and Yahoo UK image search) :p

Cassie: My picture is on the internet pls.
Police: Really? Wow.
Cassie: Yeah, I don't know who put it on, who he is, where he lives, nothing. Arrest him please.
Police: Are you stupid?


I can just see that. ^____^

Oh, I have an invisible I.P which changes on every page I go to so it would be impossible to trace me. =D

Laugh out really really REALLY loud exclamation mark thats hilarious

[le harry]

Zahrina... you must have some funny jokes.